11.08.2008
Isaac Hayes
Ok, listen to me. Do you know what's this? Yes, of course you do. You have seen lots of these in movies. But tell me, have you ever seen a real one? Have you ever touched one? A real one?
This is a fucking gun. You know what it was made for? It was made for killing people. A thing that was made to kill! So, dont tell me shit about that it was made for hunting. And dont tell me shit about His Girl Friday or about the fucking Beatles. This is a thing that was made for killing.
And you know what? Im gonna use it on you. Im gonna shot you in your fucking face. What do you think of that? Arent you gonna start shouting and screaming? Of course you are, but let me suggest you first to ask me why I am gonna shot you. You know why?
For no reason.
What do you think of that?
I'm gonna shot you right here in your face for no fucking reason. Its like if I decide to scratch my neck or hit the wall with my fist. Look.
Why do I have done this? For no reason.
Dont you get it? We are all surrounded by things, things, things.
Things that are made for something. Is there anything that just... is?
Everything has a reason to be. Everything has a fucking "made for". And that makes all so fucking annoying.
So, lets go back to bussiness. Im gonna shot you. Really.
I know, your mind is making a huge effort and a huge trip just to try to get off this situation. You just wanna be at home. Safe. In your sofa watching fucking telly. But Im telling you. You are not gonna do that never again. This is over my friend. Im really going to shot you.
For no reason.
And you know why? Im not gonna do it until you realize that Im really gonna do it. I know that your brain is making more excuses to avoid this situation. Now you are thinking of "logical" ways to scape. You are thinking on that I shouldnt do it because of its consecuences, I mean, you know that if I shot you I will be in trouble, and I will be arrested and go to jail...
Wait a minute. Have you ever been in jail? Have you ever seen a jail? Do you even believe in jails? How do you know that jails are something that only exists in movies. Do you think that the idea of "if you shot somebody you will go to jail" has ever appeared in my head?
I told you. Im doing this for no reason.
Look. My fist really hurts right now. I've hitten that wall. And now it hurts. Do you think I was thinking in this pain when I hitted it?
Are you starting to realize what its going to happen here?
Good. Thats good.
Actually now your mind have made a huge progress, and now what you are thinking is that why I dont just shot you and shut the fuck up, right? Actually you are begging me to shot you. Isnt that sweet?
What if I dont it? You know what will happen if I dont shot you?
Nothing.
You know why?
Cause you are already dead, my friend.
